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Michael Irvin Says That Watching Ezekiel Elliott Play Makes Him Want To Masturbate

Prince Buck Nasty

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Michael Irvin is a little too excited about the Dallas Cowboys these days.

The former Cowboys great told 103.5 The Fan in Dallas that watching Ezekiel Elliott play makes him want to go in the bathroom and jerk it.

“Zeke said in the fourth quarter we get a lead it’s about pounding teams into submission.”

“I’m telling you, when I listen to this boy talk about running the football like that, it just makes me want to go in the bathroom and spend some time by myself,” “I just love it so much,”

Ummmm, TMI Michael, TMI.
 
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