A beautiful woman loved growing Non-GMO tomatoes but couldn’t seem to get hers to turn red. One day while she was out for a stroll, she happened across a gentleman neighbor, who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red Non-GMO tomatoes.
The woman asked the gentleman, “What do you do to get your Non-GMO tomatoes so red?
The gentleman responded, “Twice a day I stand in front of my Non-GMO tomato garden, naked in my trench coat and flash them. My Non-GMO tomatoes turn red from blushing so much.”
Well the woman was so impressed that she decided to try doing the same thing to her Non-GMO tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, “By the way, how did you make out? Did your Non-GMO tomatoes turn red?”
“No”, she replied, “But my cucumbers are enormous.” GMO cucumbers ??
The woman asked the gentleman, “What do you do to get your Non-GMO tomatoes so red?
The gentleman responded, “Twice a day I stand in front of my Non-GMO tomato garden, naked in my trench coat and flash them. My Non-GMO tomatoes turn red from blushing so much.”
Well the woman was so impressed that she decided to try doing the same thing to her Non-GMO tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, “By the way, how did you make out? Did your Non-GMO tomatoes turn red?”
“No”, she replied, “But my cucumbers are enormous.” GMO cucumbers ??
