There are some all-timers in here. I think my favorite quote is where Rich says that the difference between Ohio State and Michigan fans is that all OSU fans care about is beating Michigan, whereas Michigan fans care about "winning national titles." Herein lies the logical fallacy of the Michigan Man - Ohio State (and its fans) understand that beating Michigan is a logical and necessary step in order to win a national title. You would think that the last two decades would lead Rich to similar conclusion regarding Ohio State. But, unfortunately (fortunately?) the Michigan Man arrogance gets in the way.
You have to love Big Cat here. He knows his Big Ten football and he knows how to really irk a proud Michigan Man such as Rich.