Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink, and be Mary.
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack weren't what they had in mind.
After a night of drink, drugs, and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realized he had made it home safely.
Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on Friday this year." Mick said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th then."
My friend just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.
Since the snow came, all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.
After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.
Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.
An Englishman has started his own business in Afghanistan ! He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. Prophets are going through the roof!
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?' Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!'
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to kill. Apparently a turban, beard, and a backpack weren't what they had in mind.
After a night of drink, drugs, and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realized he had made it home safely.
Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on Friday this year." Mick said, "Let's hope it's not the 13th then."
My friend just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to hoover the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.
Since the snow came, all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
I've been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only intended to rough him up a bit.
After years of research, scientists have discovered what makes women happy. Nothing.
Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.
An Englishman has started his own business in Afghanistan ! He's making land mines that look like prayer mats. It's doing well. Prophets are going through the roof!
Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?' Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!'
