Twas the night before Christmas
And all through Grove
Not a poster was trolling
Feeding logs in the stove.
The recruits were asleep
All Snug in their beds
As dreams of golden pants
Danced in their heads.
Texan stayed up late
Making his lists
While Nobuck took a hit
To relax those old hips.
And suddenly on the roof
Arose such a clatter
Twas Folanator working out
As Kevin wondered what was the matter?
"We took second in recruiting"
He said with a sigh
Then the punk music was heard
With the volume up high.
Vicdaddy came down the chimney
To fill the hanging sock
As he whispers to the children
Wait for the "Buckeye Lock"
This Christmas is for those
Who love Tressel n Woody
And even those who love Urban
Or the song hang on sloopy.
As Las Vegas Buck
Thinks of bulls or a bear
Clyde is realizing
Someone made a fact right there.
As the sleigh races
Across the sky in a zoom
Toddzilla whispers to himself
"#@%& we are doomed."
The next morning they awaken
Presents everywhere they lay
Even Tylersmyth's copy
of Tombstone in 4k.
Dozer got a Mayfield doll
Which is his only hero
But Bucksdominate couldn't find
His 100 to Zero
Rudolph is Gone
With Blitzen and the sleigh
As Alias puts on his Jersey
In Scarlet and Gray.
Tis a very Horseshoe Christmas
As Clemson readies for the fight
Merry Christmas you filthy Buckeye animals
And to all.. a good night
W4L
And all through Grove
Not a poster was trolling
Feeding logs in the stove.
The recruits were asleep
All Snug in their beds
As dreams of golden pants
Danced in their heads.
Texan stayed up late
Making his lists
While Nobuck took a hit
To relax those old hips.
And suddenly on the roof
Arose such a clatter
Twas Folanator working out
As Kevin wondered what was the matter?
"We took second in recruiting"
He said with a sigh
Then the punk music was heard
With the volume up high.
Vicdaddy came down the chimney
To fill the hanging sock
As he whispers to the children
Wait for the "Buckeye Lock"
This Christmas is for those
Who love Tressel n Woody
And even those who love Urban
Or the song hang on sloopy.
As Las Vegas Buck
Thinks of bulls or a bear
Clyde is realizing
Someone made a fact right there.
As the sleigh races
Across the sky in a zoom
Toddzilla whispers to himself
"#@%& we are doomed."
The next morning they awaken
Presents everywhere they lay
Even Tylersmyth's copy
of Tombstone in 4k.
Dozer got a Mayfield doll
Which is his only hero
But Bucksdominate couldn't find
His 100 to Zero
Rudolph is Gone
With Blitzen and the sleigh
As Alias puts on his Jersey
In Scarlet and Gray.
Tis a very Horseshoe Christmas
As Clemson readies for the fight
Merry Christmas you filthy Buckeye animals
And to all.. a good night
W4L
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