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Two Confessions(confusions) I would like to make

Mancow3

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Sep 1, 2015
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EDIT: 10:32am - oh $hit, spellcheck got me again! Confessions, not confusions! I confess, I am sorry for the confusion, or in this case "confusions."

I am a star gazer and a "like" whore.

If a player is a 3* I don't like him, 4* I like, 5* I love. If a player is ranked higher I will automatically like him more than a lower ranked player. Years in, after a 5* has already proven a bust I still hold out hope and believe he should be starting over a lower ranked player coming out of high school regardless how well he has actually performed at the college level.

I am a grown ass man but getting giddy when someone like's one of my posts. I am not on Facebook, have 12 followers on Twitter, 10 are Russian Bots, one is my brother, and the other is, or says she is an adult porn star that is trying to sell me sex toys. So I do not have a strong online presence, but, for some odd reason, I crave for affirmation via "likes" from people on a website that I have never actually met.

In my defense I still like women, whiskey, and a little smoke on occasion, along with fast cars, bad habits, and money. So I guess there is some hope, I guess.

So, I am going to go grab a drink or two spank my hot wife on the ass, then come back to this site seeing if I got another like. WTF
 
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