And yes, I stole it from someone else, but it is so pathetically true.
Enjoy!
Cognitive dissonance is not a problem for Republicans. It's entirely possible for them to believe entirely irreconcilable ideas at the same time.
Consider:
Obama is a lazy shiftless bum who is working tirelessly day and night to overthrow America.
His weak feckless foreign policy has world leaders laughing at him, and has led to an international coalition opposed to ISIS, the Ebola virus, Iran's nuclear program, the existence of loose nuclear material in politically unstable regions, Russia's invasion of the Ukraine, and Syria's use of chemical weapons.
His education in an Islamicist madrassas influences his pro-violent jihadism, most recently seen when he ordered the capture or killing of Osama bin Laden and when he led an international coalition opposed to Iran's nuclear program that has devastated that country's economy and brought them to the negotiating table.
He is a burned out cokehead idiot who can't string two words together without help from a teleprompter, and an evil genius using his elitist education to subvert the Constitution.
He refuses to secure America's borders and has presided over the most deportations in decades;
He is an avowed Muslim spawned in the pews of the Black Liberation church of the Rev. Wright.
He hates Israel so much the Israeli government bestowed its highest honor to a non-citizen on him.
He hates Israel so much his appointee to the United Nations continues to block statehood for Palestine or sanctions on Israel.
He was so obviously ineligible to run for president that his bogus birth certificate and anti-American tendencies somehow got past the Federal Election Commission, the secretaries of state of all 50 states, the FBI, CIA, and Electoral College, and the presidential campaigns of Hilllary Clinton, John McCain, and Mitt Romney.
He draws red lines so laughably weak that Syria agreed to dispose of its chemical weapons under threat of military action by the US.
He is a far-left socialist communist ideologue in league with crony capitalists and Wall Street, and has presided over record corporate earnings and stock market gains.
He constantly apologizes for America by forwarding an unceasing battle against Al-Qaeda and ISIS, and led an international coalition against Russian incursions in the Ukraine.
He continues to flout American family values by being a loving husband to his first and only wife and a doting father to his two children;
He wages a class war and plays the racial card by promoting responsibility, self-sufficiency and good citizenship in commencement addresses at historically black colleges
He's a tool and pawn of the teacher's union who has supported charter school, reforms to public education, and the once-Republican Common Cause movement.
He's a communist ideologue who worked as a lecturer on Constitutional Law at the conservative University of Chicago;
He's a hater of the fossil fuel industry who has presided over record growth of oil and gas production.
He's a tax-and-spend liberal who has presided over a 60 percent reduction of the national deficit, the fastest reduction in decades.
He promotes irresponsible behavior by signing a bill that requires American citizens to be responsible for obtaining healthcare insurance;
He's a tax hiker and job killer who has cut taxes and presided over five straight years of job growth.
He's an unrelenting ultra-liberal partisan who nominated two Republican Secretaries of Defense, appointed Republicans to the Department of Commerce and Transportation, and advanced a health care mandate that was originally proposed by the 1996 and 2012 Republican presidential candidates.
He's a bitter black nationalist who was raised by a white single mother and her white parents.
And if that's not enough, he fathered two black children!
Enjoy!
Cognitive dissonance is not a problem for Republicans. It's entirely possible for them to believe entirely irreconcilable ideas at the same time.
Consider:
Obama is a lazy shiftless bum who is working tirelessly day and night to overthrow America.
His weak feckless foreign policy has world leaders laughing at him, and has led to an international coalition opposed to ISIS, the Ebola virus, Iran's nuclear program, the existence of loose nuclear material in politically unstable regions, Russia's invasion of the Ukraine, and Syria's use of chemical weapons.
His education in an Islamicist madrassas influences his pro-violent jihadism, most recently seen when he ordered the capture or killing of Osama bin Laden and when he led an international coalition opposed to Iran's nuclear program that has devastated that country's economy and brought them to the negotiating table.
He is a burned out cokehead idiot who can't string two words together without help from a teleprompter, and an evil genius using his elitist education to subvert the Constitution.
He refuses to secure America's borders and has presided over the most deportations in decades;
He is an avowed Muslim spawned in the pews of the Black Liberation church of the Rev. Wright.
He hates Israel so much the Israeli government bestowed its highest honor to a non-citizen on him.
He hates Israel so much his appointee to the United Nations continues to block statehood for Palestine or sanctions on Israel.
He was so obviously ineligible to run for president that his bogus birth certificate and anti-American tendencies somehow got past the Federal Election Commission, the secretaries of state of all 50 states, the FBI, CIA, and Electoral College, and the presidential campaigns of Hilllary Clinton, John McCain, and Mitt Romney.
He draws red lines so laughably weak that Syria agreed to dispose of its chemical weapons under threat of military action by the US.
He is a far-left socialist communist ideologue in league with crony capitalists and Wall Street, and has presided over record corporate earnings and stock market gains.
He constantly apologizes for America by forwarding an unceasing battle against Al-Qaeda and ISIS, and led an international coalition against Russian incursions in the Ukraine.
He continues to flout American family values by being a loving husband to his first and only wife and a doting father to his two children;
He wages a class war and plays the racial card by promoting responsibility, self-sufficiency and good citizenship in commencement addresses at historically black colleges
He's a tool and pawn of the teacher's union who has supported charter school, reforms to public education, and the once-Republican Common Cause movement.
He's a communist ideologue who worked as a lecturer on Constitutional Law at the conservative University of Chicago;
He's a hater of the fossil fuel industry who has presided over record growth of oil and gas production.
He's a tax-and-spend liberal who has presided over a 60 percent reduction of the national deficit, the fastest reduction in decades.
He promotes irresponsible behavior by signing a bill that requires American citizens to be responsible for obtaining healthcare insurance;
He's a tax hiker and job killer who has cut taxes and presided over five straight years of job growth.
He's an unrelenting ultra-liberal partisan who nominated two Republican Secretaries of Defense, appointed Republicans to the Department of Commerce and Transportation, and advanced a health care mandate that was originally proposed by the 1996 and 2012 Republican presidential candidates.
He's a bitter black nationalist who was raised by a white single mother and her white parents.
And if that's not enough, he fathered two black children!
