scUM wife and Buckeye husband get married.
(Yeah I know, we were late with the intervention.)
As part of their Honeymoon, the couple visits an exhibit of historic planes.
An outdoor booth there offers the chance to fly with the pilot - cost $10.
Buckeye husband wants to do it. scUM wife says, "Nope, $10 is $10."
5 straight years they visit, Hubby says let's do it.
Every year, wife says "Nope, $10. is $10."
Finally in year 6, scUM wife agrees.
Pilot overhears how excited hubby is and offers the couple a "free" plane ride.
With one caveat: "If either of you yell, scream, or even peep, you pay me the $10."
scUM wife & Buckeye hubby agree to the terms.
Once in the air, the pilot shocks them by doing constant loops and stunts.
Yet, he hears not even a peep and soon lands the plane. Glancing over his shoulder...
he says, "I have to hand it to you, I thought you'd be screaming your heads off."
"Well thank you, Sir," says hubby, "but there was one time there about 10 minutes ago when you did those triple loops that I almost screamed - when my wife fell out of the plane."
"But hey, $10 is $10."
Admit it now, better than an intervention?
(Yeah I know, we were late with the intervention.)
As part of their Honeymoon, the couple visits an exhibit of historic planes.
An outdoor booth there offers the chance to fly with the pilot - cost $10.
Buckeye husband wants to do it. scUM wife says, "Nope, $10 is $10."
5 straight years they visit, Hubby says let's do it.
Every year, wife says "Nope, $10. is $10."
Finally in year 6, scUM wife agrees.
Pilot overhears how excited hubby is and offers the couple a "free" plane ride.
With one caveat: "If either of you yell, scream, or even peep, you pay me the $10."
scUM wife & Buckeye hubby agree to the terms.
Once in the air, the pilot shocks them by doing constant loops and stunts.
Yet, he hears not even a peep and soon lands the plane. Glancing over his shoulder...
he says, "I have to hand it to you, I thought you'd be screaming your heads off."
"Well thank you, Sir," says hubby, "but there was one time there about 10 minutes ago when you did those triple loops that I almost screamed - when my wife fell out of the plane."
"But hey, $10 is $10."
Admit it now, better than an intervention?
